March 2010
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YOU...
…are 50% of the problem.
November 2009
2 posts
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“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it...”
– Buddha
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Yankee Go Home
So, the Yankees won the World Series.
Whoop Dee Fucking Doo.
Watch what I can do with about a billion fucking dollars.
Fuck you, Yankees.
You didn’t win shit — you bought it.
October 2009
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Would you like a side of "I don't give a fuck"...
You ever been out to a restaurant and get one of those servers who hate their job so much that it’s completely obvious they’re just going through the motions?
Look, we all hate our jobs to some degree. But, what the fuck? They’re working for tips for fuck sake. Can’t they at least try not to be so goddamned obvious?
Just the other day (this is the honest-to-god truth)...
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Touch your finger to your nose.
Dammit.
I promised myself I would stop drunk-blogging.
What’s up bitches?
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Help a brother out....
I know that most of us are kinda strapped for money right now.
Shit, I’m gonna be jobless in 2 months.
But, I still scraped up a few bucks to help a fellow musician in need.
http://helpian.tumblr.com/
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Spelling Biatch
Last week I posed the question: “What’s the square route of 66?”
Apparently, some fucktard thought I didn’t know how to spell.
It’s a pun, dipshit.
Route 66.
But, hey, good to know there’s at least one jerkoff reading my blog.
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Mirrors are windows into your mistakes.
McFury - 10/09
At least blogging has taught me how boring I am.
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What about stoned blogging?
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Konichiwa Bitches!
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Is drunk blogging dangerous?
And, if so, am I liable for damages?
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Is this thing on?
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Litter Buggin
Just once, wouldn’t you like to get your hands on that little cocksucker who throws his fucking McDonalds bag out his car window everytime he drives down your streeet? I mean, seriously, what kind of a little bitch-ass-motherfucker pulls that kind of shit? This little punk probably thinks he’s fucking bad-ass. Dude, if you think throwing garbage out the window of your fucking Scion...
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Show Me Another Cat in a Sink →
Yet another brilliant idea that I didn’t come up with.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I would like to see another cat in a sink.
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WatchYeah, I know this video/screensaver has been around for awhile. But, what can I say…it’s a classic.
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What's the square route of 66?
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Jon and Kate Plus...
…a nation that sits back and watches 2 narcissistic opportunists ruin the lives of 8 children.
I can’t wait til this season’s available on DVD.
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The Wrong Stuff
Goddammit!
Those fucking right-wing pussies removed the rebuttal video (mentioned in my previous post) from YouTube. I can’t find it anywhere.
That video was so fucking sick and wrong. It was a perfect example of conservatives going off-message and showing what’s really going on inside those fucked up pea brains of theirs.
Someone obviously pulled the plug on it. Shit!
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WatchThis is the rebuttal to the Will Ferrell health insurance video I re-blogged last week.
This thing left me fucking speechless.
What a bunch of unoriginal, self-righteous fucktards.
I mean, seriously, did that cunt actually mock a cancer patient wishing to see a doctor in a timely manner?
These people are either incredibly stupid or incredibly fucking evil. Either way, they make me sick to my...
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Fuckface Book
Who the fuck are the jerkoffs that built the Facebook Website? These assholes need to go back to school and learn how to build a fucking functional site.
I tried, repeatedly, to set up an account and kept getting this bullshit “invalid e-mail” error message. WTF. It’s valid, assholes.
I went to their “help” section and found absolutely zero information related to...
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Prize Fighting
Now that Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize, prepare yourself for a barrage of dumbass comments from those dipshits on the Right. They must be losing their fucking minds right now.
My guess is that Dick Cheney is already giving a speech about how Obama winning the prize will make us, “less safe.”
Here are a few brilliant comments I’ve heard so far — just hours after the...
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More Rangel-ing in Congress
Well, this is just fucking great.
The Dems finally get back Congress and the White House — after 8 years of complete insanity — and I turn on the news to hear about another Democrat tripping over his dick to make his party look bad.
What the fuck, Charlie? Are you trying to hand Palin the White House in 2012? Pay your fucking taxes!!!
Get this asshole out, and do it quick. The...
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Rx Marks The Spot
Are you fucking kidding me with the Walgreens stores?
There’s one on every goddamned corner.
Are they attempting to achieve global domination?
They’re like fucking urban acne.
Drug dealers in white coats.
Peddlers of panacea.
Fuck you, Walgreens.
I’ll die before I give in to your twisted vision of the future.
Unless, of course, you have some Percocet you wanna bust out...
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Assholes and Their Opinions
Why is it that everyone and their goddamned mother has an opinion these days?
Yeah, I know, this rant is an opinion. But, it’s a fucking educated one. What pisses me off is people who have an opinion for no other reason than to appear like they know what the fuck they’re talking about.
Here are two of my favorites:
1) “Global warming is bullshit. If global warming is true,...
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This is the money you could've saved...
…by not making this stupid fucking Geico commercial.
Who the fuck comes up with this crap?
I can’t believe some asshole is actually getting paid to come up with this mind-numbing bullshit.
“Hey, I have an idea…we’ll take a stack of money and put fucking googly eyes on it!” “Brilliant!”
The scary thing is that this prick not only sold the idea to...
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We Request the Honour of Your Presence
I’m ditching a wedding today.
My neighbors are getting remarried (whatever the fuck that means) and decided to invite me.
WTF? We occasionally chat over the fence and they keep an eye on my house when I go on vacation. That warrants an invite to their remarriage? Are you fucking kidding me?
Why the fuck would I want to spend the day hanging out with a bunch of people I don’t...
Health Insurance Reform Reality Check →
The facts.
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My Kind of Town
Too bad Chicago isn’t the IOC’s kind of town.
That fucking sucks they didn’t get the Olympics.
I’m not surprised, though. When I heard about the latest killing of a high school kid I knew Chicago was doomed. That’s just too much bad press to overcome.
What a shame. It’s such an awesome city.
Oh, well.
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WatchOne thing I don’t hate: Will Ferrell
If everyone would just do what I wanted them to,...
Someone told me that today.
Heavy.
September 2009
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Would someone please explain the health care...
WTF? What’s the debate here?
Have these jackasses against health care reform never been to the doctor? Have they never been in an emergency room — for 6 fucking hours?
Have they never had to switch doctors due to their employer changing providers EVERY-SINGLE-YEAR?!?!
I heard this idiot on the radio talking about how insurance companies shouldn’t have to provide care for...
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I fucking hate barking dogs
Dogs I love. Shitty dog owners (is there another type) I fucking hate.
What is it about the out-of-site, out-of-mind bullshit with dog owners?
They go to their aunt Betty’s for the weekend and I have to listen to their shit-factories bark for 48 hours straight.
Don’t these fucking assholes realize they have neighbors?
These pricks buy a cute puppy for their kid (5 years ago)...
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Once upon a time, at Micky D's...
…there was a dude who liked M&M McFlurrys. As much as this dude liked McFlurrys, he didn’t want a shit-fucking-ton of M&Ms in them.
Every time he went to McDonalds he told the McTard taking his order to go easy on the M&Ms.
He knew his request would be in vain.
Yet, somehow, he felt that, just once, humanity wouldn’t fail him.
This blog is about humanity failing...
Shit, I'm a blogger...