October 2009
34 posts
If everyone would just do what I wanted them to,...
Someone told me that today.
Heavy.
September 2009
4 posts
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Would someone please explain the health care...
WTF? What’s the debate here?
Have these jackasses against health care reform never been to the doctor? Have they never been in an emergency room — for 6 fucking hours?
Have they never had to switch doctors due to their employer changing providers EVERY-SINGLE-YEAR?!?!
I heard this idiot on the radio talking about how insurance companies shouldn’t have to provide care for...
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I fucking hate barking dogs
Dogs I love. Shitty dog owners (is there another type) I fucking hate.
What is it about the out-of-site, out-of-mind bullshit with dog owners?
They go to their aunt Betty’s for the weekend and I have to listen to their shit-factories bark for 48 hours straight.
Don’t these fucking assholes realize they have neighbors?
These pricks buy a cute puppy for their kid (5 years ago)...
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Once upon a time, at Micky D's...
…there was a dude who liked M&M McFlurrys. As much as this dude liked McFlurrys, he didn’t want a shit-fucking-ton of M&Ms in them.
Every time he went to McDonalds he told the McTard taking his order to go easy on the M&Ms.
He knew his request would be in vain.
Yet, somehow, he felt that, just once, humanity wouldn’t fail him.
This blog is about humanity failing...
Shit, I'm a blogger...