Yet another brilliant idea that I didn’t come up with.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I would like to see another cat in a sink.
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Yet another brilliant idea that I didn’t come up with.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I would like to see another cat in a sink.
Yeah, I know this video/screensaver has been around for awhile. But, what can I say…it’s a classic.
…a nation that sits back and watches 2 narcissistic opportunists ruin the lives of 8 children.
I can’t wait til this season’s available on DVD.
Goddammit!
Those fucking right-wing pussies removed the rebuttal video (mentioned in my previous post) from YouTube. I can’t find it anywhere.
That video was so fucking sick and wrong. It was a perfect example of conservatives going off-message and showing what’s really going on inside those fucked up pea brains of theirs.
Someone obviously pulled the plug on it. Shit!
This is the rebuttal to the Will Ferrell health insurance video I re-blogged last week.
This thing left me fucking speechless.
What a bunch of unoriginal, self-righteous fucktards.
I mean, seriously, did that cunt actually mock a cancer patient wishing to see a doctor in a timely manner?
These people are either incredibly stupid or incredibly fucking evil. Either way, they make me sick to my fucking core.
At least I can take solace in the fact that these no-talent D-list fucks will likely end up broke and unable to afford their own health insurance. I only wish I could be there to rub it in their smug fucking faces.
Who the fuck are the jerkoffs that built the Facebook Website? These assholes need to go back to school and learn how to build a fucking functional site.
I tried, repeatedly, to set up an account and kept getting this bullshit “invalid e-mail” error message. WTF. It’s valid, assholes.
I went to their “help” section and found absolutely zero information related to this bullshit error. So, I did what I should’ve done in the first place and Googled it.
Apparently, these fucking jerkoffs don’t allow “info@” e-mail addresses. Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! These pricks know that I’m trying to set up a Website for an organization (because I selected those options in their sign up flow) and they won’t allow the most basic of e-mail addresses associated with organizations? And, worse, they’re not even going to bother to tell me that’s the reason they’re declining my e-mail address?
Holy-fucking-shit these people are stupid.
Hey, Facebook, here’s a couple of pointers:
So, I set up a brand-new e-mail alias (just to appease these assholes) and finally created my account. Or, so I thought.
I received a message indicating that I’d be sent a verification e-mail. It has now been 4 fucking hours and I still haven’t received the verification e-mail!!! These assholes make me jump through hoops to set up an account then don’t bother to send me the verification e-mail?!?!?
So, again, I go to their goddamned “help” section and, this time, manage to find a section related to my problem. However, instead of providing a link to resend the verification e-mail — you know, like they’d do on a site that isn’t a piece of shit — they have me fill out a support form.
Problem solved? Fuck no! Now, they want me to reply to their reply to my support request. You know, to verify that I’m actually the person who sent the support request.
Look, Fuckface Book, all you have to do is send the fucking verification link to the fucking e-mail address you have associated with my fucking account. What the fuck is the point in my replying to your goddamned stupid-ass e-mail? It serves no purpose. Just send me the fucking link! I’m done jumping through your goddamned hoops.
Fuck, you people are stupid.
Now that Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize, prepare yourself for a barrage of dumbass comments from those dipshits on the Right. They must be losing their fucking minds right now.
My guess is that Dick Cheney is already giving a speech about how Obama winning the prize will make us, “less safe.”
Here are a few brilliant comments I’ve heard so far — just hours after the announcement:
What is it with fucking Republicans? Don’t these assholes realize that something like this reflects positively on the entire country? Oh, that’s right, they don’t give a shit. They’re too busy reminding everyone about how we either “kicked their asses” in one war or “saved their asses” in another. Fuck, these people are so goddamned arrogant and stupid.
Oh, and to those fucks who insist that Obama hasn’t achieved anything in his presidency: take a look at the leaps and bounds he’s made to reverse the horrible global reputation we’ve garnered over the last 8 years. That’s a pretty fucking major achievement.
Well, this is just fucking great.
The Dems finally get back Congress and the White House — after 8 years of complete insanity — and I turn on the news to hear about another Democrat tripping over his dick to make his party look bad.
What the fuck, Charlie? Are you trying to hand Palin the White House in 2012? Pay your fucking taxes!!!
Get this asshole out, and do it quick. The last thing we need is another distraction for the Right to latch onto in order to avoid passing meaningful legislation.
Are you fucking kidding me with the Walgreens stores?
There’s one on every goddamned corner.
Are they attempting to achieve global domination?
They’re like fucking urban acne.
Drug dealers in white coats.
Peddlers of panacea.
Fuck you, Walgreens.
I’ll die before I give in to your twisted vision of the future.
Unless, of course, you have some Percocet you wanna bust out with.
