…there was a dude who liked M&M McFlurrys. As much as this dude liked McFlurrys, he didn’t want a shit-fucking-ton of M&Ms in them.
Every time he went to McDonalds he told the McTard taking his order to go easy on the M&Ms.
He knew his request would be in vain.
Yet, somehow, he felt that, just once, humanity wouldn’t fail him.
This blog is about humanity failing you, me, the dude and the McTard.
