…by not making this stupid fucking Geico commercial.

Who the fuck comes up with this crap?

I can’t believe some asshole is actually getting paid to come up with this mind-numbing bullshit.

“Hey, I have an idea…we’ll take a stack of money and put fucking googly eyes on it!”  “Brilliant!”

The scary thing is that this prick not only sold the idea to Geico, but he managed to get his advertising agency green light it.  Are these people fucking retards?

This guy, his advertising agency and the upper management at Geico deserve nothing less than an eternity in hell spent listening to the “Where’s the beef?” lady and “Somebody’s Watching You” on an endless loop.”

Assholes.