Why is it that everyone and their goddamned mother has an opinion these days?

Yeah, I know, this rant is an opinion.  But, it’s a fucking educated one.  What pisses me off is people who have an opinion for no other reason than to appear like they know what the fuck they’re talking about.

Here are two of my favorites:

1) “Global warming is bullshit.  If global warming is true, then how come some desert areas are experiencing all-time low temperatures?”

Because, asshole, if you knew anything about climatology you’d understand that global warming disrupts weather patterns and causes extreme shifts in temperatures.

But, you’re not a scientist, are you?  No?  Then shut the fuck up!

Besides, what kind of an asshole chooses the “more pollution is better” side of this argument? Wow.

2) “Frivolous lawsuits are to blame for escalating insurance premiums.”

Oh, fuck, where do I begin?  First, you’re an asshole.  Insurance companies fed you this bullshit, and you bought it hook-line-and-fucking-sinker.

There are a lot of reasons why insurance is expensive.  None of them have anything to do with frivolous lawsuits.  Instead, pretty much all of them have to do with you and I getting screwed.

One example: bad investments by the insurance companies.  These assholes take a hit in the stock market and you and I end up looking for second jobs.

Why the fuck are you defending insurance companies in the first place?  Get a fucking hobby.

You really think the poor sap who had the wrong fucking foot sawed off is to blame?

Fuck, you’re stupid.  Stop breeding.