Are you fucking kidding me with the Walgreens stores?
There’s one on every goddamned corner.
Are they attempting to achieve global domination?
They’re like fucking urban acne.
Drug dealers in white coats.
Peddlers of panacea.
Fuck you, Walgreens.
I’ll die before I give in to your twisted vision of the future.
Unless, of course, you have some Percocet you wanna bust out with.
