Now that Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize, prepare yourself for a barrage of dumbass comments from those dipshits on the Right.  They must be losing their fucking minds right now.

My guess is that Dick Cheney is already giving a speech about how Obama winning the prize will make us, “less safe.”

Here are a few brilliant comments I’ve heard so far — just hours after the announcement:

1. He shouldn’t win the prize because he’s bombing the moon.
2. He was awarded the prize to influence his decision-making in Afghanistan.
3. Did Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize for funding abortions?
4. He should give up the Nobel Peace Prize and hand it to Bush - who saved us trom the 9/11 terrorists and Saddam Hussein.
5. Apparently Nobel prizes now being awarded to anyone who is not George Bush.

What is it with fucking Republicans?  Don’t these assholes realize that something like this reflects positively on the entire country?  Oh, that’s right, they don’t give a shit.  They’re too busy reminding everyone about how we either “kicked their asses” in one war or “saved their asses” in another.  Fuck, these people are so goddamned arrogant and stupid.

Oh, and to those fucks who insist that Obama hasn’t achieved anything in his presidency: take a look at the leaps and bounds he’s made to reverse the horrible global reputation we’ve garnered over the last 8 years.  That’s a pretty fucking major achievement.