You ever been out to a restaurant and get one of those servers who hate their job so much that it’s completely obvious they’re just going through the motions?

Look, we all hate our jobs to some degree.  But, what the fuck?  They’re working for tips for fuck sake.  Can’t they at least try not to be so goddamned obvious?

Just the other day (this is the honest-to-god truth) I had a waitress walk over to my table and ask, “How is everything?”

Seems like a normal question, right?  Problem is, the fucktard hadn’t brought me my food yet!!!

Later on, in an attempt to pretend like she gave a shit, I heard her say to a customer, “Wow, the grits look really good today.”

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?  They’re fucking grits!  They look like fucking puke…always!  They never look “really good.”

Is it really that fucking hard to come up with some bullshit that’s at least half-way believable?

Fuck it.  On my way out I told her that her service was “really good.”